My Anti-Bucket List

February 24, 2014

Most people have a bucket list of some sort... A list that they want to take on before they buy the farm, kick the bucket, keel over... 

Instead of a bucket list, I am making an anti-bucket list. These are things that I hope to never accomplish! 

[ONE] I hope to never overcome my fear of spiders!!!! To overcome said fear, I'd have to face my fear and there is no way in hell I will ever ever ever do that!

#truestorybro



[TWO] Enjoy a hot air balloon ride... NEVER!!! I live where they do hot air balloon rides every day and I see them scatter the sky every morning! It's beautiful to look at but in no way shape or form, 
do I ever want to be up there in one of those baskets attached to a balloon. That's just
crazy talk!



[THREE] Eat spreadable cheese... Now I don't mean brie or something fancy like that. I mean 
Easy cheese!!! Disgusting, I want to barf just thinking about it. I don't care how 
tasty you think it is on crackers, it's still just power bait!!! *Hurl*



[FOUR] Tattoo my neck/throat... You may ask, "why not? you are tattooed everywhere else" Well
my friends, the answer is simple... I made a promise to my mommy. Laugh if you will
but my mom seriously hates every single one of my tattoos. Like she still cries every
time I get tattooed. So she made me promise to never ever ever tattoo my neck/throat. *wah*

.... but maaaa, it's so pretty!!!! no?


[FIVE] Move to a city... Nope won't do it... I already live in a town of 100k and even though we are kind of spread out, I hate having neighbors... I don't like hearing people sneeze in their 
backyard! I 'd be happiest in a town with one blinking stop light!




[SIX] Watch The Notebook!!!! I flat out refuse to ever watch this God forsaken movie!

why would i choose to cry?


[SEVEN] Go to Magic Mountain. Went when I was like 4 with my older brother... Won't go again! Rollercoasters- DISLIKE

[EIGHT] Shark cage diving. No thank you!



[NINE] Go on top of the Stratosphere. Me no likey heights, and see #7!!!


[TEN] Never ever ever again Google "botflys"!!! Just trust me!!!! 

The Handey Way
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23 comments:

  1. ha good idea for a list! I used to want to do a hot air balloon ride but I think I would probably freak out. and I hate rollercoasters too!
    -- jackie - jade and oak

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    1. my mom, brother and sister in law went on a balloon ride last year and loved it... i just know i'd be in the fetal position on the bottom of the basket the whole time... sounds like a waste of money! LOL

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  2. I am torn on the googling botflys. Everyone was saying it is so gross so now I am super curious.

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    1. ahhhh who is this? no reply blogger!!! DO NOT google it!!!! you can't ever unsee it!

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  4. I hate rollercoasters too! I just can't do them, I am very happy to hold everyone's coats and bags and take a few pictures from my spot safely on the ground while everyone else is on the ride. Also, the notebook is overrated, I watched it, I didn't cry, I'm not sure why everyone loves it so much..

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    1. i dont mind the upside down or the cork screws, I just hate the drops!!!! yikes!!!!

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  5. Haha these are awesome! But the notebook is a good movie..:) and I glad you kept your promise to your mom!

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    1. hahaha after i read yours about the tattoos, it made me laugh at mine!

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  6. These are hilarious! The spider one, seriously laughed out loud. I would so loved not to have neighbors, though I do like having all my shopping close by. Just saying the Notebook is a really cute movie!

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    1. right?!?!? my sister in law sent the spider one to me and i laughed so hard!!!

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  7. Oh my.....that spray cheese.....ohhh brought me back to a sleepover party I think when I was 10 and the girls younger brother sprayed that on us when we were sleeping....I haven't been the same since ;-)

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    1. omgeeeee gross!!!!! i'd be traumatized! hahahah

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  8. Sharks are terrifying!!!!!!! I wouldn't even want to see one from the deck of a boat, let alone diving in. Just thinking about it gives me anxiety!!!!

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    1. hahah i think they are fascinating and would love to see them up close... just not while i am in the water with them! LOL

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  9. But The Notebook is sooooo good!! I'm not a HUGE chickflick person but it's a really good movie!

    I tried to get people to go to the top of The Stratosphere with me but they said I was crazy! Probably!

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    1. hahaha my sis in law is from vegas and she drug my brother up there... he said it was horrifying!!!! and he bungee jumps and skydives!!!

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  10. I would LOVE to cage dive with sharks. It'll happen one day.

    and I have gone on that ride on the Stratosphere. We played patty cake half the time. No joke, it's not that bad.

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  11. Haha! I love this post! But I must say cage diving with sharks is ON my bucket list. :D

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    1. girl you are cray cray!!! hahahah... my neice did it this past year and it's just crazy to me!!! LOL

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  12. I am OBSESSED with botflies. I will binge-watch videos of botfly removal and be both disgusted and fascinated at the same time. I'm pretty sure that I now know enough to remove them, and whenever my friends travel to tropical places, I make them promise me that if they come back with botflies, they will come to me instead of a doctor.

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  13. Yes to your spider fear and spreadable cheese grossness. I can't stand fake cheese!

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  14. Dude I ate so much EZ Cheez... I basically lived off of it and wheat thins.

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