I don't have anything written down so I just have to think of something on the fly and start logging the Sh*t that Tbone says from now on. *Beware Tbone, I'm taking notes!*
This one time (
I slowly sat up and asked him to hand me my towel... he hands me his towel.
Me- "No, wait... that's your towel. Can you hand me mine?"
Tbone- "Here, use mine"
Me- "Uh, why?"
Drunk Sweet Tbone with silly drunk eyes- "I want you to use my towel!!!" (He literally said this to me as if his towel had magic powers and would make me all better).
Okay maybe it's not as funny to read but it was so funny, sweet and puzzling at the time!