Boy Behind the Blog #9

[ONE] If you could live anywhere, where would it be?  Tbone- Anywhere as long as it was with my family and in Maui... or Montana... 
[TWO] Sand or Snow? Tbone- Like to live?  Me- I don't know, any way you interpret it. Tbone- like beach sand or Glamis sand? Me- Just pick one. Tbone- ok, I guess sand.
[THREE] What Winter Olympic sport would you rock? Tbone- Winter? Me- yes, Winter. Tbone- The luge! Me- Really? Why? Tbone- cause it looks fun and you get to go fast! (words from a true racer at heart)
[FOUR] You're cooking a romantic dinner- What is your "go to" dish? Tbone- something pasta! (duh he's Italian, does he ever think of anything other than pasta? or cheese?)
[FIVE] Fill in the blank. "This year I gave Kellee a _______ for Valentine's Day. Tbone- well since I am a shitty guy, I just got you a card... because we went to the river.  Me- Um a trip to the river and a card doesn't make you a shitty person!!! I'd rather have that than flowers and chocolates any day!!!!! 

I'm The Kind Of Girl Who....

Linking up with Hey, Hollywood for a "I'm the kind of girl who" blog hop... So since I am tending to a sick little boy with a double ear infection, you can get to know me a little better...

* Hates to cry!!! Like really hates it! 

* Doesn't like chick flicks as a general rule... (Sweet Home Alabama is one of my favs though)

* Hates the city

* Loves the country

* Enjoys alone time

* Has never understood the whole "girls go to the bathroom in groups" thing.

* Loves my family

* Likes animals more than most people

* Has been making monster faces since I was about 2 years old. 

* Loves sleep

* Enjoys watching kids movies even when the kids aren't home.

* Hates when other people cry... I never know what to do. 

* Owns about 10 pairs of plain black flip flops 

* Cannot walk in heels

* Didn't wear make up until after high school

* Has three brothers

* Has the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy

* will photobomb anyone but then later hates the picture

* will always be honest

* is very spontaneous (i will go to wash my face before bed and then cut off 6 inches of my hair... leaving Tbone to wonder "WTF just happened?")

* is grossed out by mayonaise

* has tryphophobia

* has the cutest kids EVER 

Happy Hump Day ya'll

Sunday Social

Welcome to Sunday Social # 89 

hosted by Ashley Lately & A Complete Waste of Makeup

1. What are your favorite things to do on a lazy day?
* sleep, mess around on the computer, snuggle with tbone the dogs and occasionally the cat if she allows it. 

touch me and die!

2. What is your TV guilty pleasure?
*vampire diaries... i know it's not for 34 year olds but i donnnnnnn't care!!! 

3. What is your favorite road trip music?
*depends on my mood... if i am driving for a while, i like to listen to something kind Killswitch Engage, or old Bleeding Through... If it's for a short distance maybe something like Lukey Poo Bryan. It all depends on my mood. My music taste goes from John Denver to Cradle of Filth... I'm so conflicted!

4. What are your favorite magazines or books to read by the pool or laying around?5. What is your favorite snack?
*I'm a dork and I like scrapbooking magazines, tattoo magazines, any sort of home and gardening magazine, hiking and traveling mags,  and US Weekly... Snacks- game on!!! What kind of snacks don't I like? Favorite is probably Cheetos!!! 

this is obviously not me, but cracks me up!!! 

Sh*t Men Say- Edition #2

Welcome to the 2nd edition of Sh*t men say hosted by Danae over at Duh Danae & Amanda with Voyage of the MeeMee.

Today I'll be sharing an example of how Tbone and I talk to each other on a normal basis....

For some reason we only speak to each other in a Russian accent (sometimes Ukrainian/Polish/Italian)... The kids don't even notice it anymore since it is a daily occurance. Often times, we find ourselves talking like that in public (ex... me talking to the clerk at Target). I don't know why we do this... we just do... Don't judge!!!

Anywhoooo, we also do a little weird thing and add the words "face" and "pants" to almost anything.
Example:
Tbone as he's leaving for work at the ungodly hour of 4:15- "I love your face... pants..."

This has somehow escalated to now adding multiple "face" and "pants" to things...
Example:
Tbone to Boogie last night as we were tucking her in to bed- "Goodnight, I love your face... pants... potato head, pumpkin patch face... pants..." (all with a Russian accent)

This resulted in Boogie laughing so hard that she couldn't catch her breath... and that ladies and ladies is my Sh*t Men Say...

He's probably calling this guy "lizard pants face"

Sunday Social

Today I am linking up for the Sunday Social. Head over and check out A Complete Waste of Makeup and Ashley Lately.

1. What is your favorite thing to watch on a girls night?
I really cannot remember the last time I had a girls night. Hmmm, it would probably be something super lame like Vampire Diaries.. I watch it every Thursday anyway... 

2. What is your favorite thing to watch on your day off?
I don't get days off... I am a mom... J.k... my kids go to their dad's on the weekends so I'd have to say Banshee since I cannot watch it anywhere near the kiddos. 

3. What is your favorite thing to watch when you’re sick?
The Great Outdoors!!!! It's my go to movie when I am sick or down. 

4. What is the last movie you saw in the theater?
The Family with Michelle Pfieffer and Robert DiNero! Great movie!

5. What are your top three favorite movies or tv shows?
Movies- Tombstone, Great Outdoors, The Neverending Story
TV- Banshee, Longmire, Untold Stories of the ER

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!!!! 

These are a few of my favorite things...

These are a few of my favorite things... Yes I actually just sang that as if I was performing in The Sound of Music!!! Don't you judge me!

Well since I have no creativity at all... I am just going to post a few pics of some of my fav things around here... and by here I mean my house... and by house I mean my hermit hole (that sounded horrific, erase that from your brain please!!!).

I literally take my Victorias Secret water bottle everywhere. 

Never ever leave my house without my peach baby lips.

My denim vest is perfect over pretty much anything.

I bought these Docs about 2 years ago and just started really wearing them this winter... The cute flowers make them girly instead of combat. 

What are some things that you can't live without? 

Today I am linking up with The Dwelling Tree & Southern Beauty Guide for their Let's Be Friends Blog Hop #51. Check both of them out, they are awesomesauce!!!!! #truestory (it's in hashtags, so it has to be true). 

 

Our Cat Dog

Someone seems to be "confused".  I think he's questioning he canine-inity.

"Really mom? I am going through a tough time... I mean, I know I look like a dog but I really feel like a cat, and you have to take pictures of me?" 

"I hope you are happy you dumb lady, now I have to call my therapist!"

There are no words.... So I will leave you with this... 

Let's Be Friends!!!! 

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