Kellee The Caffeinated: My Anti-Bucket List

Most people have a bucket list of some sort... A list that they want to take on before they buy the farm, kick the bucket, keel over...

Instead of a bucket list, I am making an anti-bucket list. These are things that I hope to never accomplish!

[ONE] I hope to never overcome my fear of spiders!!!! To overcome said fear, I'd have to face my fear and there is no way in hell I will ever ever ever do that!

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[TWO] Enjoy a hot air balloon ride... NEVER!!! I live where they do hot air balloon rides every day and I see them scatter the sky every morning! It's beautiful to look at but in no way shape or form,

do I ever want to be up there in one of those baskets attached to a balloon. That's just

crazy talk!

[THREE] Eat spreadable cheese... Now I don't mean brie or something fancy like that. I mean

Easy cheese!!! Disgusting, I want to barf just thinking about it. I don't care how

tasty you think it is on crackers, it's still just power bait!!! *Hurl*

[FOUR] Tattoo my neck/throat... You may ask, "why not? you are tattooed everywhere else" Well

my friends, the answer is simple... I made a promise to my mommy. Laugh if you will

but my mom seriously hates every single one of my tattoos. Like she still cries every

time I get tattooed. So she made me promise to never ever ever tattoo my neck/throat. *wah*

.... but maaaa, it's so pretty!!!! no?

[FIVE] Move to a city... Nope won't do it... I already live in a town of 100k and even though we are kind of spread out, I hate having neighbors... I don't like hearing people sneeze in their

backyard! I 'd be happiest in a town with one blinking stop light!