Sh*t Men Say

Today I am linking up with Duh! Danae! and Voyage of the Meemee for 'Sh*t Men Say'. It will be the 2nd Tuesday of every month.

I don't have anything written down so I just have to think of something on the fly and start logging the Sh*t that Tbone says from now on. *Beware Tbone, I'm taking notes!*

This one time (at band camp) before Tbone and I had given up alcohol (I know, I know... crazy! But I don't even miss it!!!! well except for my Sangria. I do make an amazing sangria! but anyway....) we were drunk at my house... I ended up with a migrane and was pretty much napping on the shower floor trying to not die (I'm not even being sort of dramatic). Tbone came in to the bathroom to make sure I was still breathing and too see if I needed anything.

I slowly sat up and asked him to hand me my towel... he hands me his towel.
Me- "No, wait... that's your towel. Can you hand me mine?"
Tbone- "Here, use mine"
Me- "Uh, why?"
Drunk Sweet Tbone with silly drunk eyes- "I want you to use my towel!!!" (He literally said this to me as if his towel had magic powers and would make me all better).

Okay maybe it's not as funny to read but it was so funny, sweet and puzzling at the time!